Your mullet and shirt both need trimming.
Sorry, man. No sweet, savory, or quiche pie will ever fill you up enough to fill out this shirt.
Old Chinese saying: “Men with muffintops eat alone.”
Only a WWF belt could keep all that fabric tucked in.And is a leather portfolio really necessary at the grocery store? Unless, of course, you’re going in for an interview.
He’s just a kid…Soon he’ll find out about the birds, bees and muffin tops.
Of all the things you could’ve worn to a beautiful Indian wedding, you chose a throw up of striped fabric. Why?
Boarding For Frumpville
Excuse me your sleeve fat is showing..
"Baby got back" - literally.
Nice shirt. And are those guy-kulats?
"Catch the trade winds in your sail" taken sartorially.
Enough fabric to make a bedsheet.
Blowing in the wind