Male Muffin Top

Male Muffin Top (n.) - the condition or appearance of volume and billowing of an ill-fitting shirt on an otherwise skinny, lean or athletically built guy.
Your mullet and shirt both need trimming.

Your mullet and shirt both need trimming.

Sorry, man. No sweet, savory, or quiche pie will ever fill you up enough to fill out this shirt.

Sorry, man. No sweet, savory, or quiche pie will ever fill you up enough to fill out this shirt.

Old Chinese saying: “Men with muffintops eat alone.”

Old Chinese saying: “Men with muffintops eat alone.

Only a WWF belt could keep all that fabric tucked in.And is a leather portfolio really necessary at the grocery store? Unless, of course, you’re going in for an interview.

Only a WWF belt could keep all that fabric tucked in.

And is a leather portfolio really necessary at the grocery store? Unless, of course, you’re going in for an interview.

He’s just a kid…Soon he’ll find out about the birds, bees and muffin tops.

He’s just a kid…Soon he’ll find out about the birds, bees and muffin tops.

Of all the things you could’ve worn to a beautiful Indian wedding, you chose a throw up of striped fabric. Why?

Of all the things you could’ve worn to a beautiful Indian wedding, you chose a throw up of striped fabric. Why?

Excuse me your sleeve fat is showing..

Excuse me your sleeve fat is showing..

Nice shirt. And are those guy-kulats?

Nice shirt. And are those guy-kulats?

"Catch the trade winds in your sail" taken sartorially.

"Catch the trade winds in your sail" taken sartorially.

Enough fabric to make a bedsheet.

Enough fabric to make a bedsheet.

MMT

MMT

The Pinch

The Pinch

Blowing in the wind

Blowing in the wind